{"id":5998,"date":"2025-03-16T20:17:08","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T19:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/?p=5998"},"modified":"2025-03-16T20:27:09","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T19:27:09","slug":"texte-cuhel-le-printemps-la-poesie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/2025\/03\/16\/texte-cuhel-le-printemps-la-poesie\/","title":{"rendered":"[Texte] CUHEL, Foire aux vanupoets (Le Printemps, la Po\u00e9sie)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Voici venu le temps o\u00f9<br \/>\nau top des lyres<br \/>\nles adeptes de la poetmanie<br \/>\nvont faire cr\u00f4a cr\u00f4a<br \/>\nau bal Mumusette<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Les vanupoets cr\u00f4a cr\u00f4are<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 IMPOSSIBLE N\u2019EST PAS ECO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 POETIK<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>AVEC LE PRINTEMPS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Voici l\u2019\u00e9tant du poet qui s\u2019la p\u00e8te<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Salve Poeta<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Le softpoet est videur d\u2019id\u00e9hots<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Le worldpoet est vendeur d\u2019I.D.\u00d4<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">recycleur de chutup &amp; de perfs fort rances<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">D\u00e8s que la Nature bourgeonne je bougonne<br \/>\nque les rameaux \u00e9closent les \u00e2mes se meuvent avec agilit\u00e9<br \/>\nen prenant des airs sup\u00e9rieurs pour affronter les miasmes d\u00e9l\u00e9t\u00e8res<br \/>\ndu Milieu&#8230;<br \/>\nEt dans leurs \u00e9curies de peau-\u00e9tique<br \/>\ncomme dans leurs enclos m\u00e9diatiques<br \/>\nles \u00e2nes se mettent \u00e0 braire\u00a0: Ah-la-Po\u00e9sie\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Les journalisses entonnent leur rengaine<br \/>\nen font des tonnes sans que rien ne d\u00e9tonne<br \/>\ndeux doigts en l\u2019honneur de Dame-Poh\u00e9r\u00e9sie<br \/>\nBelle hideusement d\u2019un ulc\u00e8re \u00e0 l\u2019anus<br \/>\n\u00e7a claironne et \u00e7a aragonne sur France-halt\u00e8re&amp;CUL<br \/>\nte<br \/>\n\u00e7a moulinette sur le net<br \/>\n\u00e7a argumente et \u00e7a r\u00e9oriente vers le tout-narratif<br \/>\ndans le suppl\u00e9ment d\u2019\u00e2me hebdomad\u00e8re&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Le printemps c\u2019est aussi la saison des Zanthologies<br \/>\nFen\u00eatre sur Cour pour les z\u00e9l\u00e9s po\u00e8tes<br \/>\naux ailes de N\u00e9ant<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En cette ann\u00e9e du premier quart de si\u00e8cle<br \/>\nvoici que les vanupoets entrent en R\u00e9sistance<br \/>\n\u00e0 l\u2019air du temps par leur persistance<br \/>\ndans leur inconsistance<br \/>\nils r\u00e9sistent ils r\u00e9sistent ils r\u00e9sistent<br \/>\n\u00e0 la th\u00e9orie \u00e0 l\u2019ex-exp\u00e9rimental<br \/>\n\u00e0 la tentation<br \/>\nde r\u00e9sister<br \/>\nVoici venue l\u2019\u00e8re de la po\u00e9sie volcanique<br \/>\nqui nique nique nique<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici venu le temps o\u00f9 au top des lyres les adeptes de la poetmanie vont faire cr\u00f4a cr\u00f4a au bal Mumusette Les vanupoets cr\u00f4a cr\u00f4are &nbsp; \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 IMPOSSIBLE N\u2019EST PAS ECO \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 POETIK\u00a0 AVEC LE PRINTEMPS Voici l\u2019\u00e9tant du poet qui s\u2019la p\u00e8te Salve Poeta Le softpoet est videur d\u2019id\u00e9hots Le worldpoet est vendeur d\u2019I.D.\u00d4 recycleur de chutup &amp; de perfs fort rances &nbsp; D\u00e8s que la Nature bourgeonne je bougonne que les rameaux \u00e9closent les \u00e2mes se meuvent avec agilit\u00e9 en prenant des airs sup\u00e9rieurs pour affronter les miasmes d\u00e9l\u00e9t\u00e8res du Milieu&#8230; Et dans leurs \u00e9curies de peau-\u00e9tique comme dans leurs enclos m\u00e9diatiques les \u00e2nes se mettent \u00e0 braire\u00a0: Ah-la-Po\u00e9sie\u00a0! Les journalisses entonnent leur rengaine en font des tonnes sans que rien ne d\u00e9tonne deux doigts en l\u2019honneur de Dame-Poh\u00e9r\u00e9sie Belle hideusement d\u2019un ulc\u00e8re \u00e0 l\u2019anus \u00e7a claironne et \u00e7a aragonne sur France-halt\u00e8re&amp;CUL te \u00e7a moulinette sur le net \u00e7a argumente et \u00e7a r\u00e9oriente vers le tout-narratif dans le suppl\u00e9ment d\u2019\u00e2me hebdomad\u00e8re&#8230; Le printemps c\u2019est aussi la saison des Zanthologies Fen\u00eatre sur Cour pour les z\u00e9l\u00e9s po\u00e8tes aux ailes de N\u00e9ant En cette ann\u00e9e du premier quart de si\u00e8cle voici que les vanupoets entrent en R\u00e9sistance \u00e0 l\u2019air du temps par leur persistance dans leur inconsistance ils r\u00e9sistent ils r\u00e9sistent ils r\u00e9sistent \u00e0 la th\u00e9orie \u00e0 l\u2019ex-exp\u00e9rimental \u00e0 la tentation de r\u00e9sister Voici venue l\u2019\u00e8re de la po\u00e9sie volcanique qui nique nique nique &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5999,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[114,1563,86,929,2686],"class_list":["post-5998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-creation","category-une","tag-cuhel","tag-cuhel-carnavalesque","tag-cuhel-critique-sociale","tag-cuhel-satire","tag-printemps-des-poetes"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5998"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6004,"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5998\/revisions\/6004"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/t-pas-net.com\/librCritN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}